twelvetwelvetwelvetwelve: randezvousrandezvous: twelvetwelvetwelvetwelve: randezvousrandezvous started following you Hello, I am the Fact core. Fact: One cannot eat stirfry with a knife. I imagine that would be difficult. Fact: It is impossible, just ask the Central Core. Central Core?
twelvetwelvetwelvetwelve: randezvousrandezvous started following you Hello, I am the Fact core. Fact: One cannot eat stirfry with a knife. I imagine that would be difficult.
SCIENCE!: why the fuck do people want bert and... →
maritova: towritelesbiansonherarms: homofuck: it’s just not fucking necessary. they’re fucking puppets on a fucking kid’s show; what the fuck do little kids care? as far as a little kid is concerned, bert and ernie are friends, there is no need to make them into a gay couple with puppet sodomy. shippers ruin everything ERNIE/BERT IS MY YAOI OTP~~~ … Oh nooooooooo >:O There is...
In Which Sollux Transforms Into A Beautiful Chair →
geminispider: (( Best Kink Meme fill )) (( ever )) What is this. What is air. Just…what.
bunnyfan194: amayzingful: identifyingpurps: kgnofslkngslf K. Me and my wifey @Christinaalaam promised we would do one of these. Here’s mine… This video is BEAUTIFUL. This is an amazing video with a wonderful message. I don’t think I’ve cried this hard in so long.
I FEEL LEFT OUT
I’m making an RP blog too. >:U You can’t stop me.
no i ain't singin' if that's what you're thinkin':... →
p2iioniic2kullfucker: fruityrumpusassholefactory: gale4z: serketboard: rainbowdrinker: halfcadence: lollimops: minimal-c: bratwursttrousers: zealman: priceofoblivion: wayward-swaggabond: meggspierre: wayward-swaggabond: what… Such a dark brown it’s almost black. You can’t tell it’s brown unless I’m in the right light and you...
All right….Tumblr-ers? Tumblrites? Tumlbrians? Tumblr- Okay, I’m going to cut that gag off right there. Anyway I have a question for you Tumblr users out there: What’s your opinion on Genderbend cosplays? I know some people simply write off genderbend cosplayers as being too lazy to cosplay the character properly, but I want to know whether or not it will be frowned upon if...
Look at my beautiful new theme
I got sick of looking at the old one. This one leaves more options for customization. Spent a good 20 minutes on the color scheme. I even changed my profile image to fit the new colors. Now, to pick a new song.
When you're sitting down watching TV and a crazy...
Bitch, I didn’t ask for 3D. These newfangled 3D TV’s are pretty damn aweeome. It’s like she’s REALLY THERE :O
That AWESOME moment when you're supposed to be...
My Internet is being a bitch
Someone make it stop
How Terezi sees everyone else
4skt3r3z1: blindcaius: pigbuster: Reblogged solely for the sake of screaming Karkat cherry H3H3H3 >8]
Harry Potter wiki
rainbow-exorcist5580: liberatio-n: “DID YOU KNOW …that when Fred and George Weasley bewitched snowballs to bounce off the back of Professor Quirrell’sturban in the winter of the 1991–1992 school year, they were unknowingly hitting Voldemort in the face?” loollzzzz yeesss~! …Fridge Brilliance is an amazing thing.
Stop being so amusing. I have things to do. Places to be. People to meet. But here I am. Stuck at home. Making stupid puns. …I hate you for making me love your webcomic, Andrew Hussie.
On foreign OC names
Context: Email conversation about the meaning of an OC name. I had a group of animal-based OCs whose names were basically their animal in Tagalog. (I was lazy. It produced instant meaningful names. They sounded pretty cool. It was a nice way to practice writing and speaking Tagalog. Immersion is the best way to learn, right? Sue me.) My friend caught on to my pattern, and realized that she could figure out the character's animal by going on Google Translate. Unfortunately, online translators are not perfect. She ran into some problems when I introduced a wolf OC. Again, paraphrased convo.
Friend: I looked on the translator and I got "balloon." Explanation?
Me: WOLF. FREAKIN' WOLF. WHERE THE HELL DID BALLOON COME FROM?
Friend: PFFFFFFT. Well, the first suggestion that came up was "balloon", then "wolf", then "werewolf." Either way, it was FUNNY. PFFFT. XD
Me: ZIOSHF:LSDBFLKSFVHSLDFHMFGKASFVJKFDS That's how you're going to remember him, aren't you? A balloon.